Home Mover Mugs

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Couple in packing crates ready for the move.

Acme removals

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

One!

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Broadway Moosical.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Van Go

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Leaping

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

New Swiss Army Knife

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

The Move.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Wallpapering with Nails

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"