Home Mover Prints

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Acme removals

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Leaping

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Van Go

New Swiss Army Knife

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Broadway Moosical.

The Move.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Wallpapering with Nails

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.