Home Relocation Strategist Pillows

"Hello? I'm calling for a 'change-of-address'...."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Did you order takeout?"

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

Moving Van.

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Chess cleaner

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

The runway.

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

'What would you like done with your DNA?'

'We'd like you to relocate before we lay you off.'

'Good point. It's been on the market far too long. I'll change the picture. I shouldn't be smiling.'

'Of course, I'm willing to relocate.'

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

Candour.

"Natasha had selected number six on the list to auction off her dear old Uncle Gary. She felt a momentary twinge as he was packed up and sent off to a small island in the Hebrides..."

Workaholic's note to his wife

'I shall be using my conversation during dinner to announce that I shall be mounting a challenge to your supremacy in the home.'

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

Builders

We've moved: Visit us at our new location

Next, I remember looking down at my body, and my kids fighting over the will.