Relocating Overseas Gifts

Candour.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

You are here.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

Vaccination Passport

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Airport

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Technological Dependence.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

We never roam anymore.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

The Airport.

Jungle Taxi

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Emigrating to France.