Moving Abroad Gifts

Airport - You are here ... Your luggage is here.

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

Let's do the continental.

"The strong U.S. dollar lured him overseas."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

South America and Europe by phone.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

'So long losers! I'm off to India to live like a Goddess...'

Cramped airport departure lounge.

'Our computer thinks you should move to Sweden and try to get on public assistance.'

Vaccination Passport

'I never realised how much I enjoyed hating Monday mornings.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Arrivals, Departures and Lost Luggage.

Tourists

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Five Thousand Miles from Chippewa Falls and I feel right at home!"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

The Airport.

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'You never said that owning a Swiss bank account involved having to actually live in Switzerland!'

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

Danny Cipriani Thinks About Moving to Australia.

Bon Voyage!

Technological Dependence.

Romans in Britain - Roman's not in Britain

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

"I took a look at the First Amendment, and some of that stuff isn't funny."

"Wait a minute! I didn't say we were going to Tahiti!"

Airport

The Emigrants