Moving To Europe Gifts

The Euro Enthusiasts Ensemble

Sloaney Pony.

New Guy.

Romantic Violinist.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Vaccination Passport

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Airport

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Technological Dependence.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Learn yourself English.

Hoxton map.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"We'll always hate Paris."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

Animal immigration

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.