European Travel Gifts

"Why can't they stay on the Costa Brava, where they belong?"

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

'The muzak on this elevator reminds me of my first time in Paris.'

"Look, on the positive side we're flying with an e.u. airline."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Flags

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

On holiday.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Tourists

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Airlines

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Holiday time.

'What zip code are we in now?'