Exploring Europe Gifts

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Romantic Violinist.

Vlad the Inhaler

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

An Appreciation

"We'll always hate Paris."

EU Polling Station

Marcello Mastroianni.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'It's all Greek to me...'

Travel Scenes

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

How to recognize a German tourist...

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

Whither now, EU?

Brexit Trick or Treat?

Brexit dilema

Lack of Euro Vision

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Gilet Jaunes

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

The Leaning Tower of Pisa finally explained: The architect had astigmatism.

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