Lover Of European Travel Tales Gifts

"Brits with second homes are ambushing Germans driving campers through their territory."

Romantic Violinist.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

'It's all Greek to me...'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Tourists

Whither now, EU?

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

Every year German birds migrate on the same route. An Audubon autobahn!

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Munich Security Conference

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

"Why can't they stay on the Costa Brava, where they belong?"

"Stop complaining! I told you it would be a long trip, but you insisted on coming!"

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

Jose Manuel Barroso.

'Our romance began with a security pat down at the airport.'

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

'The muzak on this elevator reminds me of my first time in Paris.'