Lover Of European Travel Tales Gifts

"Brits with second homes are ambushing Germans driving campers through their territory."

Romantic Violinist.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'It's all Greek to me...'

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Tourists

Whither now, EU?

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

Munich Security Conference

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

"Why can't they stay on the Costa Brava, where they belong?"

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

"Stop complaining! I told you it would be a long trip, but you insisted on coming!"

Jose Manuel Barroso.

'Our romance began with a security pat down at the airport.'

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

'The muzak on this elevator reminds me of my first time in Paris.'

"Look, on the positive side we're flying with an e.u. airline."