Europe Traveler Gifts

Romantic Violinist.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Anything to declare?'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

EU Polling Station

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'What a bargain!'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

Travel Scenes

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'