Europe Traveler Gifts

Romantic Violinist.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Anything to declare?'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"We'll always hate Paris."

EU Polling Station

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'What a bargain!'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Travel Scenes

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite