European Vacation Gifts

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

"Nice tower. Shame about the scaffolding."

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"Blasted canned food again!"

Women tourists in Rome are feeling the pinch.

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Camping-Pong

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'