European Traveler Gifts

'A 'euro' for your thoughts!'

Every year German birds migrate on the same route. An Audubon autobahn!

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Romantic Violinist.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Anything to declare?'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Europe on $5000 a day.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

EU Polling Station

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'What a bargain!'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

Bev puts on an old favorite