European Traveler Prints

'A 'euro' for your thoughts!'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Romantic Violinist.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'Anything to declare?'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Europe on $5000 a day.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

EU Polling Station

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'What a bargain!'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

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'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'