European Travel Buff Gifts

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Schengen

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Violinist.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

Western Outfitters.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Quick, follow that star

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Pamplona Station

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Statue of liberty selfie

Bird sitting on a wing.