European Travel Buff Pillows

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Schengen

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Romantic Violinist.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Western Outfitters.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Pamplona Station

Bird sitting on a wing.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Quick, follow that star

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."