European Trip Pillows

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Now that's an afro!'

Romantic Violinist.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Limerick Airport

East End Maps.

Bankside

Pizza Tower Bridge

See you at Charing Cross!

Gondolier

A London gent abroad

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Hotel Interincontinential

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Thames Pizza

French 75s at the Stafford

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

London summer.

Rip-off Cabbie

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

Placier.

Travel Scenes

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon