First Visit To Europe Pillows

Italy: that day-one feeling

Romantic Violinist.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Brexit

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Entering New York City - Check it out

The Fault of the Fowl

Tsipras and Merkel

Napoleon asking John Bull what to do the Pope

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

'It's all Greek to me...'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Tourists

Actualities - Diplomacy cannot rock Mars, god of war, to sleep

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Whither now, EU?

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe

Much baggage looks similar. Please check stubs.

A Wrestler Abroad