First Trip To France Pillows

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Rubbish Carousel

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Eugene Ionesco

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Baby on Top

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

The Fault of the Fowl

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

Placier.

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'