Trip To Paris Pillows

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

Dress codes des Musées parisiens.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Now that's an afro!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Hats and Food

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

East End Maps.

See you at Charing Cross!

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

Bankside

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

A London gent abroad

'Are we there yet?'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

The Soho Beachwear Look

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Thames Pizza

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

French 75s at the Stafford

London summer.

Notre Dame Phoenix

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

Placier.

Shoppers