Trip To Paris Gifts

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

Dress codes des Musées parisiens.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Now that's an afro!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Hats and Food

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

East End Maps.

Pizza Tower Bridge

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

See you at Charing Cross!

Bankside

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

A London gent abroad

'Are we there yet?'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

The Soho Beachwear Look

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Thames Pizza

French 75s at the Stafford

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Notre Dame Phoenix

London summer.

Shoppers

Placier.