Trips Gifts

'Little Billie wanted to come along but we couldn't possibly take him with us.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Travel Agency. We want to go someplace touristy that on one else knows about.

Mo-om! No way are we going on a whole week's trip with nana! She'll take you wherever you want to go. Just name it! Ok. Let's go on the grand tour! Perfect! Grand Rapids, Grand Forks and Grand Junction. Not even the Grand Ole Opry?

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Travel: 'We wanna send Dad back to the old country - just for a visit, of course!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Zoo.

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

Flags

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Beach con-man.

Skiing.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.