Taking A Trip Gifts

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

Carefree luggage.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sparkling Water

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Airport Security.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'