Taking A Trip Gifts

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Sloaney Pony.

Carefree luggage.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Airlines

Desert Island Meals.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"First class, or with children?"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Family Joules: Part 16

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Airport Security.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Sparkling Water

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.