Tourist Trips Gifts

Nelson.

Tourist hanging off the wrong side of the cliff.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Zoo.

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Culture Saturday

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Snowmen Around The World...

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.