Tourism Gifts

Walking Tours of New York

Go Back to New York

The Museum of Swine Art.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

- Agile design, flexible implementation!

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

"You were right - I really didn't want to know how it's made, because that was incredibly boring."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

Sightseeing in the car

'It's only until tourism picks up.'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

London map drawn from memory.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'

'Made in Australia?'

"Does tourism create many jobs in the area?"

The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

Hollywood/Vine: 'Wow! Lassie was here! And Rin-Tin-Tin!'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"It looked a lot bigger in the brochure"

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

The Desert Island Package

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'They say the new bascule operator was once a pinball champ.' (London bus being flicked into the air).

Exploring Paris.

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"