Tourism Prints

Walking Tours of New York

Go Back to New York

The Museum of Swine Art.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

- Agile design, flexible implementation!

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"You were right - I really didn't want to know how it's made, because that was incredibly boring."

"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'It's only until tourism picks up.'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

Sightseeing in the car

'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'

"Does tourism create many jobs in the area?"

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

London map drawn from memory.

'Made in Australia?'

'They say the new bascule operator was once a pinball champ.' (London bus being flicked into the air).

The Desert Island Package

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

Two dots looking at a sign that says 'You Are Here.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

Exploring Paris.

"It looked a lot bigger in the brochure"

The Empire State Building and a Side of Fries

'Beware of Falling Rocks.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.

"'The natives' village is our biggest tourist attraction. Natives don't live here anymore because they can't afford the admission charge."