Tourist Gifts

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"The scenery is terrible, but the people are so interesting."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'

"Well that explains your 'bargain price' tickets I suppose."

'Last chance for T-shirts.'

'Mind the gap...oh yeah, and the crocodiles!'

Selfie with yeti

"You gotta love this city, right?"

Alphorn

'I hope you fish appreciate how much time and money I've invested in this vacation!'

Welcome To The Tat Modern

"We are cannibals. . ."

"We keep it simple. That's our god of fertility."

The Alaska Black Bear.

Don't feed the animals.

Eric wanted to be even HIGHER than Mt.Everest...

"Well, you can tell they were sun worshippers. Look at that tan line!

"I think I'd appreciate the outdoors more if all these stupid trees weren't blocking the view."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Souvenir blocks of smog.

Shark gets a big catch.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Hamsterdam 5 Mi.'

Mermaid selling titanic souvenirs.

'You can't wear that shirt, sir, it clashes with the primeval forest,'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'I'd give anything to be in a dumpster in Paris, France, right now,' Paris, France, right now.'

'Are there still cannibals?'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Directory: You are here - make the most of it!

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Desert Crawler