Tour-ist Gifts

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Fishing sign.

Snowmen Around The World...

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Echo Tourism'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'It must be the dead sea.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'