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'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

'We love the environment - we go there every summer.'

"The scenery is terrible, but the people are so interesting."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'

"Well that explains your 'bargain price' tickets I suppose."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'Last chance for T-shirts.'

'Mind the gap...oh yeah, and the crocodiles!'

Selfie with yeti

Alphorn

Mermaid selling titanic souvenirs.

Don't feed the animals.

The Alaska Black Bear.

"We keep it simple. That's our god of fertility."

"We are cannibals. . ."

'I hope you fish appreciate how much time and money I've invested in this vacation!'

Shark gets a big catch.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Hamsterdam 5 Mi.'

Desert Crawler

'You can't wear that shirt, sir, it clashes with the primeval forest,'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'I'd give anything to be in a dumpster in Paris, France, right now,' Paris, France, right now.'

'Are there still cannibals?'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Directory: You are here - make the most of it!

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Welcome To The Tat Modern

"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

Eric wanted to be even HIGHER than Mt.Everest...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."