Tourist Trip T-Shirts

'...Do not feed the bears'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

Beach con-man.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.