Going To Paris Pillows

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Carefree luggage.

'Now that's an afro!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Hats and Food

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Technological Dependence.

East End Maps.

Be open to help.

See you at Charing Cross!

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Bankside

Mass Travel

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Pizza Tower Bridge

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'Bed & Bagel'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'