Going To Paris Mugs

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Carefree luggage.

'Now that's an afro!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Hats and Food

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Technological Dependence.

Be open to help.

East End Maps.

Pizza Tower Bridge

See you at Charing Cross!

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Bankside

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Bed & Bagel'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Superman Going On Vacation.

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'