Exploring Europe Pillows

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Romantic Violinist.

Vlad the Inhaler

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

An Appreciation

"We'll always hate Paris."

EU Polling Station

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

'It's all Greek to me...'

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Travel Scenes

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

How to recognize a German tourist...

Whither now, EU?

"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

Brexit Trick or Treat?

Brexit dilema

Lack of Euro Vision

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

Gilet Jaunes

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

The Leaning Tower of Pisa finally explained: The architect had astigmatism.

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