European Travel Pillows

"Why can't they stay on the Costa Brava, where they belong?"

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

'The muzak on this elevator reminds me of my first time in Paris.'

"Look, on the positive side we're flying with an e.u. airline."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Flags

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Beach con-man.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.