First Visit To Europe Gifts

Italy: that day-one feeling

Romantic Violinist.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Brexit

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

The Fault of the Fowl

Tsipras and Merkel

Marcello Mastroianni.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Entering New York City - Check it out

Napoleon asking John Bull what to do the Pope

English men in France talking to each in French before they realise...

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'It's all Greek to me...'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Tourists

Actualities - Diplomacy cannot rock Mars, god of war, to sleep

Whither now, EU?

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

Lord Palmerston asks Napoleon III why he does not move on the Popish organ grinder causing a disturbance outside the Hotel De L'Europe

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