European Trip Gifts

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Now that's an afro!'

Romantic Violinist.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Limerick Airport

East End Maps.

See you at Charing Cross!

Pizza Tower Bridge

Bankside

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Gondolier

A London gent abroad

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

Hotel Interincontinential

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Thames Pizza

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

French 75s at the Stafford

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

London summer.

Rip-off Cabbie

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

Travel Scenes

Placier.