European Vacations Gifts

Travel Scenes

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Romantic Violinist.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Camping.

Camping-Pong

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"