European Vacations Gifts

Travel Scenes

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Camping-Pong

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Camping.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Camping holidays in the British summer.