Travel Buff Pillows

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

The Vineyardia

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Don't worry. Insurance should cover it."

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'

'Where's air traffic control?'

Hi Jack! - Plane passengers confuse greeting.

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'Couldn't you have taken the robe instead?'

Nothing to Declare: 'Are we there yet?'

Entering Athens, Georgia - The Athens of Georgia

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Gelato meter

Giant's Causeway, No Leprechauns allowed.

'Is this in HD?'

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists'.

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

French Man on a bicycle.

Tourist Information.

Going to Hell?

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

"May I help you, Katy Jones, class of 2016, second cousin to Jim Hale and owner of a cat named Ollie?"

'You mean I only have to say where I'm going and you give me a ticket?'

'Sorry you're lost, but I'm a homing-pigeon: I can give you directions to my place, but that's about all...'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

When dogs do awe.

"How was your vacation?"