Travel Buff Pillows

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

The Vineyardia

"Don't worry. Insurance should cover it."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'They think it's Andover - it is Slough!'

'Where's air traffic control?'

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

Hi Jack! - Plane passengers confuse greeting.

'Couldn't you have taken the robe instead?'

Nothing to Declare: 'Are we there yet?'

Gelato meter

Giant's Causeway, No Leprechauns allowed.

'Is this in HD?'

French Man on a bicycle.

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists'.

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

"I'm not sure I like the sound of that!"

Entering Athens, Georgia - The Athens of Georgia

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'I'm sorry. Security wants to talk to you.' 'Godzilla never got used to being species profiled.'

'What kind of wake-up call did you expect at the Just Like Home Hotel?'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

Insert a coin to lower the bridge.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"May I help you, Katy Jones, class of 2016, second cousin to Jim Hale and owner of a cat named Ollie?"

"Look, it's either this or the full body scan!"

Leaving Rest Area.

'I think she said, when does the Newcastle flight leave.'

Going to Hell?