Tourism Buff Pillows

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Miniature removal van in miniature village

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Roadside attraction Ocala, Fl

EARTH baseball hat

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

Slugs in Bath

The first ever house-price bore lived here.

A bloke went up with a rope, and disappeared.

Relax, we're friendly. Earth is on our 20-planet tour.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

World Tour.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World