Vacation Buff Pillows

British Governments answer to all problems - Go on holiday!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Western Outfitters.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."