Vacation Buff Pillows

British Governments answer to all problems - Go on holiday!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

French wine

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Western Outfitters.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.