Retro Travel Buff Pillows

"I blame GPS for making me forget the ancient art of map folding!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Western Outfitters.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Pamplona Station

Statue of liberty selfie

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Bird sitting on a wing.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

Quick, follow that star

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

'We missed our migration.'

Overdoing it.