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"I blame GPS for making me forget the ancient art of map folding!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

Western Outfitters.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Quick, follow that star

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

Pamplona Station

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Check our website sir. It clearly says bed in breakfast."

Overdoing it.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

'We missed our migration.'