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"You will arrive at your destination...in...five...months..."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

I love Museum Shops

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Rest area - 12 mile.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

"He misses his commute ."

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'Are we there yet?'

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

Old love.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

Paris Poodles.

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

Carriage sliding on ice

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

Disappointment at the Sphinx