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'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

"You used to bob for apples as a kid? They had waterproof computers way back then?"

LSD Flashback

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Those Were The Days

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.