Nostalgia Travelers Gifts

'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

"You used to bob for apples as a kid? They had waterproof computers way back then?"

LSD Flashback

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Those Were The Days

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues