Nostalgic Time Travelers Gifts

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sundial Time

Those Were The Days

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

A bit of Newlyn.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Time Management