Nostalgic Journeyer Gifts

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Those Were The Days

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Progress?

A bit of Newlyn.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

An Appreciation

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Rest area - 12 mile.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'