Nostalgia Voyager Gifts

General Store Modernises

"This just reminds me of what a shadow I am of my former shadow."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Those Were The Days

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"It's a hybrid!"

A bit of Newlyn.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Scenes from a Vacation