Nostalgic Journeyer Pillows

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Those Were The Days

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

Progress?

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

An Appreciation

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"