Nostalgic Journey Goers Pillows

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Those Were The Days

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

An Appreciation

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"He misses his commute ."