Nostalgic Journey Goers Pillows

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Those Were The Days

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

An Appreciation

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"