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"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"And this is our media room."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Early model of baggage claim"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Tourists in Egypt

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"